LOOK AT MY NEW BATHING SUIT!

It’s the first two-piece I’ve ever owned, & I am in love with it. Also, the video sneakily cut out before I intended it to, but I suppose you get the general gist. Also, I’m ridiculous.

I hope your weekends have been swell!!! :*

Okay, so I just posted this on my personal tumblr, but I figure that you wonderful folks are all fashion-forward & whatnot … or, I mean, you’ve got eyes & ears & opinions. So. I am asking your assistance. :) I know, I know. This is 100% not health-related … unless we are talking about the health of my hair. (Heh heh.)

Basically, this is 1:44 of “If you were me, & you were going to get a hair cut, what would you get?”

:’) Please & thank you!

This is my life lately.

Why I’ve been so shit: the Really Dumb Excuses version. I mean, it’s true, but that doesn’t make it any less of an excuse. 

Hahahaha, oh Youtube. Well done on your screencaptures. They are clearly the most flattering possible, etc., etc.

Wherein I attempt to bully myself back on track … because I’ve been shit at it as of recent.

Remember that dress I bought a couple of days ago? This is it. I’m dumb. Carry on with your day.

This is the most pointless of the vlogs I’ve ever posted. I’m warning you now, so you’re prepared should you waste these precious moments of your life.

Also, the book I mention is When You Are Engulfed In Flames by David Sedaris. So now I’m less of an asshole. :)

So, let’s face it. You’ll save five minutes & forty seconds of your life by not watching this video, but it was 1AM & I was bored, hence another vlog. Also, hahaha, that is the best preview still ever.

Also also, I don’t normally use so many “um”s & “y’know”s. I’m also not normally so spaced out. It’s late, okay. That’s my excuse. I cannot be held responsible for my actions, etc., etc.

So, this is me. Sitting on my bed. Talking to you. This is strange! I feel so … exposed! :)

Also, hahaha. I just realized that I’m wearing the same shirt in the video as I am in my profile picture. I do own more than just that one shirt; I promise.

Also, more clarification: the Dick’s in Cumming (hehehehe) is not the Dick’s at which I bought the shoes today. Same store, different location, blah blah blah. Not that it’s very important. I don’t even know why I feel the need to share. Okay, carry on.